I walked into a bar in Belgium (no joke) and asked for a cider..
The barman said to me, you are in Belgium and you want a cider?
I said I don't like beer.
He said, we have 150 beers here, if I can't find you one you like I will pay for it
What did I have to lose...
Out came a cherry beer...
It was good
It really was just a cherry cider, but when in Belgium